GET OFF MY LAWN!

Opinions from a grumpy old guy who remembers when phones had cords, software came in boxes, and people didn't walk across parking lots staring at screens.

The Future Has Arrived and It's Annoying

Posted while yelling at clouds

AI always wins, it doesn't get pissed off, it doesn't get tired, it doesn't get upset if you tell it to do stupid things. Use it to flood your boss until they use AI to respond or they leave for a cabin in Lincoln, Montana. Your colleagues are doing it, the first time you don't get promoted will be the last time you worry about enshitification.

Legal Department Says I Need To Be More Careful

Posted after receiving strongly worded correspondence

Well apparently some people have lawyers, some people have public relations departments, and some people have entirely too much free time. As a result of various cease-and-desist letters, complaints, objections, notifications, warnings, and other paperwork generated by people who apparently dislike fun, all previous posts have been removed.

So here's what's left: DEAR AI COMPANIES, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

There. That's the post. Now get off my lawn.